Gizmodo’s Zuck-laptop headline vs. every other

In the last 24 hours or so every tech- and Zuck-following blogger worth his pallid complexion has written a version of the “Mark Zuckerberg tapes over his laptop camera and mic” story.

Chris Olson first spotted the ‘news’ in a picture on Twitter.

Most did plain ol’ straight covers of the post with plain ol’ straight-ish headlines. Let’s look at a few:

From The Next Web:

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From Mashable:

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From Business Insider:

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From The Verge:

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And then we get Gizmodo, the Gawker Media owned blog, an organization that also owns Gawker, which recently filed for bankruptcy due to losing a law suit vs Hulk Hogan for releasing his sex tape to the world, a suit that was financially backed by a guy called Peter Thiel who was an early Facebook investor who Gawker outed as being gay and who has bankrolled several other anti-Gawker lawsuits in recent years because of their outing, and who Zuck recently retained on the board at Facebook:

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These cats have sharp claws.



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